Thursday, December 11, 2008

this is not how to hit on girls on Facebook

pay attention guys
while Facebook/Friendster/Hi5/Myspace n its sepupu-sepapat out there can be use as social tool n platform to mayb finding ur true soul mate/love of ur life/summer fling/just friend/next victim/-feel free to put wateva why u use this services-
tis is not how to do it



dude, i put all of the things u ask me on my info box
i did not spend an hour to build the profile to have me repeating it all in ur face
n if u wondering where the hell Calgary AB is, i trust u know how to utilize Google
i mean you r on Facebook, Google or Yahoo is the most basic of internet, no?

even if u wanna make small talk, try not to make urself look stupid or ignorant
it makes me feel u undermine my intellectuality n dat's not gonna take u far, trust me

dun flood my pic comment box with all the details of u getting to know me
there's the wall or if u value privacy, u would use the messaging option

if u really wanna be friends n get to know a girl
have a decency to say hi n introduce yourself upfront
i mean, some of u dun even have the ball to put up ur own picture
for all i care, u r a stranger, potentially a serial killer
ok, maybe that over the top but there r all sorts of ppl on the net n i have had fair share of these ppl
so if u really want me to take u seriusly
dun do wateva this guy is doing
seriusly...

seriusly...

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

poor guy.

sangat silap langkah. haha.

aku pun allergic kalau make a move macam ni..

CT DALILAH said...

he just rub it in so many wrog ways haha so tak de nyer poor guy

glad to know i'm not the only one thinks he's a loser!

WassapBerasap said...

Tu la.. LOSERR...
Nak ngorat camni ha..

Cik adik2, rumah kat mana? Nak antar mak gi ushar2 line clear ke x ni.. Leh x?

CT DALILAH said...

tu bkn nk ngorats, tu nk msk merisik namenyer...kalu dh jd bf saye bg jer tp kalu random stranger tobat aku bg L sign kat dahi!! beragak ah weiiii!

WassapBerasap said...

oo ye ke? Ala.. sorry la.. janji xwat lagi dah.. ok

CT DALILAH said...

sudah gaharu cendana pulak...sudah tahu bertanye pulak...seb baik la i know u well enuf

Azraf Hipni said...

hi awak~ nak kenal boleh? nama ape? study mane? saya azrap. heheh

CT DALILAH said...

*tembak azrap in between eyes*